CRAZY CAJUN Seafod & Sports. Where else would one go on a Saturday night? We may never know. Chris and KimmieD sure are interested in finding out, though. What a cute couple. I think they are stuck together because there is a pizza between them. |
Inside we find the beautiful Lynhthy playing a hearty game of "don't smack yourslef." It's typically a game played with an adult and a small child, where the adult playfully grabs the small child's hands and then proceeds to make the child smack himslef in his head with his own hand. I guess Lynhthy isn't clear on all the rules. |
KimmieD. Why does she smile so? Why... because of the poster behind her. Any poster that ends with the tag line "Be Juicy" is A-Okay in KimmieD's book. |
Now, this girls sure knows how to serve a fast drink. I fear, however, that my martini it a little too clear. Maybe they water down their drinks here? |
From the makers of "iRobot," "A.I.," and "Edward Scisorhands" comes another heartwarming story about a pretty little girl who has the head of a digital camera. |
mmmmm... there's just something very attractive about a girl who can dish out the drinks. |
Proof that it's near impossible to find Lynhthy without a smile on her face. Maybe it's an implant? |
mmmmmm.... martini. This one will go down fast. |
Take Two! Lights, camera, action! |
YEAH!! STELLA!! Just when you thought the night couldn't get any skinnier, Stella shows up. |
Wow! That's a crazy-strong shot. Who's man enough to slurp this one down? |
ahhhh... All those rings can mean only one thing.... |
It's Stella time!! She better slow down on the shots, or the'll get to her and she'll be dancing like a crazy person. |
Too late. There she is, with the rest of the Solid Gold dancers, chiping it off on the dance floor. Here we see Stella doing her famous "slowly guide the roof upwards" move -- which would have been popular had the "raise the roof" move not outshined it. |
Lynhthy is impressed with Mr. Hollywood's "Spank the Chatty" moves. |
PRESTO!! More booze. Now THAT's my kind of magic trick. |
Just when I was starting to lose faith in the Doublemint gum commercials THIS happens. |
Okay... Am I the ONLY person who noticed that the security guard worked for a company called "Wackenhut?" What, exactly, do they give their guards to wack you with? I don't think I'm going to try and find out. This guy was nice to me, so I'd like to keep it that way. |
If ever there was a Poloroid picture to shake, this would be the time to do it. |
Here we see Chris doing his cracker-boy finger-snaps moves on the dance floor. Apparently Lynhthy like it, as it took the doctors three hours just to remove the smile off her face. Meanwhile, Stella and Mr. Hollywood start the worlds shortest conga line. |
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch! Man... we're burning through those martini glasses. |
Chris has a captive audience as he tells the girls about his days as the fat man in the traveling carnival. Stella doesn't believe him, while Lynhthy continues her smile-a-thon. |
These girls were just dying to jump over the bar and join in on the crazy-cool dance moves were were laying down with. Or they were making fun of us. One of the two. |
The girls try their hardest to push the bar, but it is simply too heavy for them to move. Personally, I don't think they were really putting all that much effort into it. |
KimmieD is happy. Dave is wondering where in the world KimmieD's hands are. |
Okay... I could have gone with a wedding joke here... or some sort of counceling theme. Or even a cheap shot at some pick-up-line-at-a-bar joke. But I really couldn't nail anything down for this photo, so just take it for what it is. |
You know it's late and you've had too much to drink when Chris and Lynhthy play Hide-n-Seek at the bar. Lynhthy was hiding behind her cell phone (skinnies can do that, you know) -- but Chris, being a fellow skinnie, quickly spots her. |
Oh no... THE BILL. Everyone's least favorite time of the night. Maybe if I'm sly enough I can slip it in with Chris' bill and he can pay for both of our without realizing it. |
BINGO!!! Works like a champ! Better check that bill when you get home, buddy!. Seriously, though -- I didn't really make him pay. I did, however, write down his credit card information so I could purchase Barney videos off the internet in his name. What fun!! |