What better way to start off a hockey event than the old "let's compare wallet sizes." On the far right we have JoNathan's super-size (no wonder he walks funny); in the middle we have Vee's mega-girl size wallet (probably has tons of makeup and mirrors in there); and then we have my slim-jim model on the left (complete with cup full-o-beer). |
The evening was full of regrets, as JoNathan passes gass right next to Vee. She almost left. |
But they made up, so that was nice. |
This was the pre-game "crew." We hit this small place called B.U.S. (no idea what that stands for) which is located right across the street from the Toyota Center. |
What is this? Can it be? Another MIMI moment!! Hey -- we can't have an Aeros's game without Mimi pics. |
Mimi, today, is sporting some Mardi Gras fashions. |
Veronica didn't believe me about Mim until she saw with her own eyes. This is not my Photoshop handywork... this is the real-meal-deal. |
A rare shot of ME!! I'm usually behind the camera. Actually, I think this is the only shot of me WITH Mimi. |
"Hey Mimi. How many small children have you scared in the last five minutes?" |
If I told you this was a snapshot of the upcoming BatMan 5 movie, you'd believe me, wouldn't you? |
Sign of the obvious. This one appeals to the younger MTV generation crowd because she uses "2" and "B" to represent "to" and "be." Those instant messaging brats are going to eat that crap up! |
Another pro-Aeros sign. This time with just a hint more pinky flare! |
I'm not sure if she's quoting something, or trying to attack me with her talons. |
Mimi is becoming quite the fan-figure. Almost every game now I see people or groups that go up to have their picture taken with her. Can you blame them? They may never get an opportunity to see such a fan ever again! |
Many people have wondered what Mimi looks like without all that stuff all over her. Well, for the first time right HERE we're showing you. TA-DA!! What a difference those masks and hats make! |
If she holds this one up above her head and say, "I have the power of Grayskull" then she'll turn into a big cat named Cringer. |
Even the gators have gator decorations. |
JimmieJimJim shows the proper way to ... well.... |
"NO CAMERAS ALLOWED HERE... Nothing to see here... move along, move along." |
Mr. BenJammin, being on the Adkin's diet, enjoys his complete meal of Manwich™ meat (no bread). mmmm, mmmm, good! |
As usual, we spend plent of time out at "the stainless" yapping like little school girls with new cell phones. |
duhhhhhhhhhhh |
Yep... we really know how to spread out. (31) Top: Fire Chief (30) Center: me (not picutred -- obviously), Mr. BenJammin, Mrs. ChrisJammin, Veronica (29) Bottom: JoNathan, JimmyJimJim ROW HOGS!!! |
I don't think Vee was ready for this shot. Or maybe she just wasn't ready for me to step on her foot. |
Okay... now she's ready for her closeup. |
JoNathan tries to give some hi-five'n action, but he's denied on all counts. |
Oh no... someone said supm'n 'bout Vee's mama. There's gettin' ready to be a through-down happening. |
Nope... no through down. Vee calms down and discovers a line to get photos signed from Mrs. Aeros. |
JoNathan starts to choke on a sausage lodged in his heart, but it turns out later to just be gas. |
Mrs. Aeros signs fan photos for a bunch of drunk, horney, hockey fans. The funny thing is: That's her husband and two kids right there. Personally, I don't think I'd bring them along to an event where I'd know I'd have a bunch of drunken, slobbery, hockey dudes all over me. Those kids are gonna be scarred for life, man. |
Okay... she's been drinking, so it's no wonder that she is just NOW getting around to JoNathan's previous high-five request. Poor girl. Don't worry, she'll catch up with the rest of us soon enough. |
Ahh... ChrisJammin was so nice to get behind the camera so that I could be included in the shot. FireChief and his friend and JimmyJimJim all left early. |
Another quick snapshot and the secrets of Vee's disappearing booze becomes obvious. |
It may look like she's giving JoNathan a hug, but Vee is really getting ready to snap his neck in half for sucking down her booze. |
The final shot of the evening! What a pair. It took the doctors three hours just to remove that plast cup from Vee's hands. |